Name: Dorothys Worst
Describe your sound: We’re just angry punks.
What’s the band’s origin story? We’re four friends who all play and love music from Sheboygan. We moved into a house together because none of us had anywhere to go, and we quickly realized that when we played together that we made some pretty nice music. We got our name from one of Black Flag’s producers, Spot, who frequently visits a shop we play at often. He’s told stories about how Darby Crash was similar to how Judy Garland was at her absolute worst, which influenced our band name
Who are your influences?: The Germs, Black Flag, Choking Victim, Refused, Iron Maiden, Slayer
Favorite Venue to Play: We have two favorite venues, The Lyric Room and The Weather Center. The Lyric Room is easily one of our favorite times we’ve ever played together. We sounded great and had a good crowd. The sound equipment, engineer, other bands, and beer were all fantastic. Our other favorite venue is a coffee shop from our hometown of Sheboygan. The Weather Center is where we play most, because everything about is just cool. The owner, employees, customers, and especially the people who listen to us play, are great. It also has some fucking good food.
Where did you record?/Who did you work with?/How was the experience? We recorded when our band was only a couple months old at GBXHC Presents with Derrick VanDeraa. We recorded six songs in few hours, and had a lot of fun doing it. The songs ended up on a split tape with No Outlet, and we’ve sold every single one printed.
Anything else the world should know about you? Everyone else said “Nah,” except Jake. Here he is.
“Alright, so I know this is weird, but if you got an answer, tell me. On the internet there’s this thing called Rule 34. Basically it means that if something exists, there’s porn of it. If you google anything and put ‘Rule 34’ after it, you’re gonna find porn. Granted, it’s usually really poorly drawn or photoshopped, but it’s still there. You wanna jerk off to SpongeBob, you got it. How about John Goodman? You got it. What about Pokemon, slices of French Toast, or even Rosa Parks? It’s all there. My question is, why isn’t there any porn of Magic Johnson? I’ve scoured the internet for Magic Johnson porn, but I’ve never found anything. Like, I’m not gay or anything, but it’s kinda weird that he’s the only exception, right? I mean, for Christ’s sake, there’s even a website entirely dedicated to dragons fucking cars. I don’t think it’s because he has AIDS, cause there’s even a fetish where you get turned on by the thought of contracting AIDS. That’s a whole other conversation, though. I don’t know. Anyways, Dorothy’s Worst. Check us out.”